Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Every February 14, Valentines Day people all over the world celebrate love, romance, relationships and friendship by gifting one another gifts like chocolates, candy, flowers and other gifts that are synonymous of love. Valentines Day is a commemoration for a few Christian saints who were named St. Valentine. Valentines Day is considered to be a jumble of traditions, beliefs and celebrations that has come to us from the past.

Love should be expressed every day of the year, but Valentines Day marks as a day to celebrate your love together in a meaningful way by giving chocolates, flowers and greeting cards to your loved ones. It is a special day for lovers to express their love for each other by sharing the gifts.  Of course, we don’t all need a special holiday to mark this day, but it can be just as romantic as an anniversary.

In the early 19th century people use to express their love by hand written Valentines Day cards containing beautiful quotes. Nowadays every individual wants to give unique gifts to their loved one. A card with beautiful and unique funny Valentines Day quote will help them to serve their purpose. Lovers across the globe start searching for funny Valentines Day quotes to impress their love as this day draws near. For romance or a good laugh, these funny Valentines Day quotes will get you in a romantic mood that will help you express your feelings to the one you love.

The funny Valentines Day quotes given here can be memorized and then repeated at the right time and place adding fun and merriment to your romance. You can also buy some colored cards, valentine day stickers and glitter and then add a funny Valentines Day quote to make your own handmade cards to express your feelings, this will be an ideal gift for your loved one as it will show your creativity and love to the lover.

Here we have some of the best Valentines Day funny quotes that you can find online. You can add these quotes to convey your message in a funny way:

A light heart lives long.” – William Shakespeare

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.” – Mirabeau

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.” – Mirabeau

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: ‘Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.'” – James Thurber

“Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.” – Dorothy Parker

“The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure.” – Saul Bellow

“A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.” – Don Fraser

“Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
a medley of extemporanea;
and love is a thing that can never go wrong;
and I am Marie of Romania.”
– Dorothy Parker

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.” – Woody Allen

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt”-Charles M. Schulz

“Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day”! – Jay Leno

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love”-Albert Einstein

“It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week”Laurence J. Peter

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.” – Eva Gabor

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.” – Rose Franken

“I love you like crazy, baby ‘Cuz I’d go crazy without you.” – Pixie Foudre

“Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.” – M*A*S*H, Hawkeye