Funny Valentines Day poems

Funny Valentines Day poems

February 14th is a special day for lovers who celebrate this day with love and romance all over the world.  On Valentines Day, one sees people thronging gift and card stores to buy their loved ones and friends’ cards, gifts chocolates and flowers. One of the best ways of expressing your feelings for your loved ones is through poems. Love poems not only set the mood for a romantic day, but also help you express your innermost thoughts and feelings of love and romance.

While it is a common practice to use love quotes and poems to express how you feel about someone, this Valentines Day choose a unique and funny valentines day poems for your lover or friend that would not only express your desire but also bring a smile to their faces.

Funny poems will help a lover to express his emotions on to a paper in a funny way. It is a simple way to communicate with your partner and reading in between the lines which you cannot speak out in front of your love. If a guy cannot express his feelings for a girl, then it is always better to write a funny poem for her so that it brings a smile to her face. Here are some of the funny poems you can use to express your feelings to your lover:

 

Funny Valentines Day Poems

 

You’re sucrose, you’re glucose,

You’re fructose and more,

From your head to your feet…

Which are stuck to the floor?

You’re Hershey’s, you’re Snickers,

You’re sweet English Toffee.

If you spit in my cup,

You’ll just sweeten my coffee,

I love you so much

That I’m getting frenetic,

But I can’t even kiss you,

’cause I’m diabetic.  

…. Kenneth J. Miller

 
I said to you, “Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine.”
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I’d probably have fled instead.

…. By Joanna Fuchs

 

For Valentines Day
My husband, so sweet
Bought hand made chocolates
For me as a treat
In a flower covered box
Came the delicious confection
But I am at a loss to answer
A most curious question
How can two pounds of choc
So delicious on the lips
Manage in just one night
To put 5lbs on my hips

…. Paul

 

 

Valentine, oh valentine,

Wake up old fool,

Just say you’ll be mine

I’m getting old

But you’re getting older,

No more wasting time

I want you with hair

Still on your head

And I prefer breathing

better then dead

Come on valentine

get out the lead

I’ve got little hearts

running through my head

So valentine, my valentine,

put on your teeth

I want to understand you

when you start to speak

Is you or ain’t you

gonna be mine

Come on you old goat

and make up your mind!!!

…. By Mary Frances

 

I said to you, “Oh, please be mine;

Be mine forever, Valentine.”

I must have seemed like quite a fool,

Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,

As I put my hand upon my heart.

Had I been thinking with my head,

I’d probably have fled instead. 

…. By Joanna Fuchs

 

I look at a tree,
And what do I see?
My Valentine’s face
Smiling back at me.

I spot a cute rock,
But, oh what a shock,
For it reminds of you
And that is no crock.

Everywhere that I turn,
My feelings just burn
With thoughts about you,
My love please don’t spurn!

Each rock and each tree,
Each cloud and each bee,
The earth and the sea,
It all reminds me…

I love you awesomely!

…. By Karl Fuchs